LLTA |
Lots and Lots of Thunderous
(or Thundering) Applause. |
LMAO |
Laughing My Ass Off. |
LMHO |
Laughing My Head Off . |
LOL |
Laughing Out Loud |
LSHMBA |
Laughing So Hard My Belly
Aches |
LSHMBH |
Laughing So Hard My Belly
Hurts. |
LTHTT |
Laughing Too Hard To Type |
LTNS |
Long Time No See |
LTNT |
Long Time, No Type. |
LTS |
Laughing to Self. |
LUWAMH |
Love You With All My Heart. |
LY |
Love You. |
MLA |
Multiple Letter Acronym. |
MOF |
Matter Of Fact. |
MOTAS |
Member Of The Appropriate
Sex |
MOTD |
Message of the day |
MOTOS |
Member Of The Opposite Sex |
MOTSS |
Member Of The Same Sex |
MTFBWY |
May The Force Be With You. |
MYOB |
1. Mind Your Own Business
(chat). 2. A small business
accounting package from
Best!Ware. |
NAVY |
Never Again Volunteer
Yourself. |
NBD |
No Big Deal. |
NFW |
No Friggin' Way!. |
NHOH |
Never Heard Of Him/Her |
NIH |
Not Invented Here. |
NIMBY |
Not In My Back Yard. |
NINO |
1. Nothing In, Nothing Out.
2. No Input, No Output. |
NOYB |
None Of Your Business. |
NP |
No Problem. |
NQA |
No Questions Asked. |
NTIM |
Not That It Matters. |
NTIMM |
Not That It Matters Much. |
NTW |
Not To Worry. |
NTYMI |
Now That You Mention It. |
O |
Over (completion of
communication) |
OATUS |
On A Totally Unrelated
Subject. |
OAUS |
On An Unrelated Subject. |
OBO |
Or Best Offer |
OBTW |
Oh, By The Way |
OIC |
Oh, I See |
ONNA |
Oh No, Not Again. |
ONNTA |
Oh No, Not This Again. |
OO |
Over and Out (end of
communication) |
OOTC |
Obligatory On-Topic Comment. |
OTF |
On the Floor (laughing) |
OTFL |
On the Floor Laughing |
OTL |
Out To Lunch. |
OTOH |
On The Other Hand |
OTOOH |
On The Other Other Hand. |
OTT |
Over The Top; too much |
OTTH |
On The Third Hand. |
OTTOMH |
Off The Top Of My Head. |
OWTTE |
Or Words To That Effect. |
PABG |
Packing a Big Gun. |
PDS |
Please Don't Shout.
(Shouting in chat mode is
typing all in capital
letters, which is considered
rude.) Example: PLEASE DON'T
SHOUT. |
PLOKTA |
Press Lots Of Keys To Abort. |
PMBI |
Pardon My Butting In. |
PMF |
1. Pardon My French. 2. Pure
Freaking Magic. |
PMFBI |
Pardon Me For Butting In |
PMFJI |
Pardon Me For Jumping In |
PMIGBOM |
Put Mind In Gear, Before
Opening Mouth. |
PMJI |
Pardon My Jumping In |
PNCAH |
Please, No Cursing Allowed
Here |
POSSLQ |
Person Of Opposite Sex
Sharing Living Quarters. |
ppl |
People |
PTMM |
Please Tell Me More |
R U THERE? |
Are you there? |
RAEBNC |
Read And Enjoyed, But No
Comment. |
re |
1 Hello again; regreet 2 In
regard to |
rehi |
Hi again |
RHIP |
Rank Has Its Privileges. |
RL |
Real Life (an abbreviation
used in MUDs and chat) |
RLCO |
Real Life Conference. |
ROFL |
Rolling On Floor Laughing. |
ROFLASTC |
Rolling On Floor Laughing
And Scaring The Cat. |
ROFLGO |
Rolling On Floor Laughing
Guts Out. |
ROFLMAO |
Roll On Floor Laughing My
Arse Off. |
ROTF |
Rolling On The Floor |
ROTFL |
Rolling On The Floor
Laughing |
ROTFLAHMS |
Rolling On The Floor
Laughing And Holding My
Sides. |
ROTFLOL |
Rolling On The Floor
Laughing Out Loud |
RRQ |
Return Receipt Request. |
RSN |
Real Soon Now |
RSVP |
Respondez S'il Vous Plait
French for "please reply"; a
notation often found on
invitations |
RTBM |
Read The Bloody Manual |
RTFAQ |
Read The Frequently Asked
Questions |
RTFF |
Read The Freaking FAQ. |
RTFM |
Read The F------ Manual A
gentle suggestion to users
who ask questions they could
have answered themselves
with a little research |
RTM |
Read The Manual |
RTSM |
Read The Silly Manual. |
RTWFQ |
Read The Whole Friggin'
Question. |
RYFM |
Read Your Friendly Manual |
RYS |
Read Your Screen. |
S |
Smile |
SAPFU |
Surpassing All Previous Foul
Ups. |
SCNR |
Sorry, Could Not Resist. |
SEC |
Wait a second |
SETE |
Smiling Ear To Ear. |
SFLA |
Stupid Four Letter Acronym. |
SICS |
Sitting In Chair Snickering. |
SLM |
See Last Mail. |
SMOP |
Small Matter of Programming. |
SNAFU |
Situation Normal: All Fouled
Up |
SO |
Significant Other |
SOL |
SH** Out Of Luck |
SOS |
1. Same Old Stuff. 2. Help!. |
SOW |
Speaking Of Which. |
SUFID |
Screwing Up Face In Disgust. |
SWIM |
See What I Mean? |
SWL |
Screaming With Laughter. |
SYS |
See You Soon. |
TAF |
That's All, Folks!. |
TAFN |
That’s All For Now |
TANJ |
There Ain’t No Justice |
TANSTAAFL |
There Ain’t No Such Thing As
A Free Lunch |
TARFU |
Things Are Really Fouled Up. |
TBYB |
Try Before You Buy. |
TDM |
Too Darn Many. |
TFS |
Three Finger Salute
(Ctl-Alt-Del). |
TFTHAOT |
Thanx For The Help Ahead Of
Time. |
TFTT |
Thanks For The Thought. |
TGAL |
Think Globally, Act Locally. |
THX |
Thanks |
TIA |
Thanks In Advance |
TIC |
Tongue In Cheek |
TINWIS |
That Is Not What I Said. |
TNSTAAFL |
There's No Such Thing As A
Free Lunch. |
TNTL |
Trying Not To Laugh |
TNX |
Thanks |
TNXE6 |
Thanks A Million ("E6" means
10 to the 6th power = a
million) |
TOBAL |
There Oughta Be A Law. |
TOBG |
This Oughta Be Good. |
TOY |
Thinking Of You. |
TPTB |
The Powers That Be |
TRDMC |
Tears Running Down My
Cheeks. |
TSR |
Totally Stupid Rules. |
TTBOMK |
To The Best Of My Knowledge |
TTFN |
Ta Ta For Now |
TTKSF |
Trying To Keep a Straight
Face |
TTUL |
Talk To You Later. |
TTYAWFN |
Talk To You A While From
Now. |
TTYL |
Talk To You Later |
TTYT |
Talk To You Tomorrow. |
TYCLO |
Turn Your CAPS LOCK Off
(Quit Shouting). |
TYVM |
Thank You Very Much |
UOK |
Are You OK? |
WAEF |
When All Else Fails. |
WB |
Welcome Back |
WDYMBT |
What Do You Mean By That?. |
WDYT |
What Do You Think? |
WIBAMU |
Well, I'll Be A Monkey's
Uncle. |
WIBNI |
Wouldn’t It Be Nice If |
WMMOWS |
Wash My Mouth Out With Soap. |
WNOHGB |
Where No One Has Gone
Before. |
WOA |
Work Of Art. |
WOTAM |
Waste Of Time And Money. |
WRT |
With Regard To, or With
Respect To |
WT |
Without Thinking. |
WTB |
Want To Buy |
WTF |
What The F***? |
WTG |
Way To Go! |
WTGP |
Want To Go Private? |
WTH |
What the hell? |
WTTM |
Without Thinking Too Much. |
WYGISWYPF |
What You Get Is What You Pay
For |
XOXOXO |
Kisses and hugs |
YABA |
Yet Another Bloody Acronym |
YAOTM |
Yet Another Off-Topic
Message. |
YAUN |
Yet Another Unix Nerd |
YGLT |
You're Gonna Love This .... |
YGTI |
You Get The Idea? |
YGWYPF |
You Get What You Pay For |
YIU |
Yes, I Understand |
YIWGP |
Yes, I Will Go Private |
YKYARW |
You Know You're A Redneck
When . . .. |
YMMV |
Your Mileage May Vary (or
your experience could be
different) |
ITSFWI |
If The Shoe Fits, Wear It. |
IWALU |
I Will Always Love You. |
IWBNI |
It Would Be Nice If |
IYFEG |
Insert Your Favorite Ethnic
Group (for ethnic jokes) |
IYSWIM |
If You See What I Mean |
JAM |
Just A Minute |
JAS |
Just A Second. |
JIC |
Just In Case |
JMO |
Just My Opinion. |
JSNM |
Just Stark Naked Magic. |
JTLYK |
Just To Let You Know . |
k |
Okay |
KHYF |
Know How You Feel. |
KIBO |
Knowledge In, Bullshit Out |
KISS |
Keep It Simple, Stupid. |
KIT |
Keep In Touch. |
KMA |
Kiss My Ass. |
KWIM |
Know What I Mean? |
KYFC |
Keep Your Fingers Crossed |
L |
Laugh |
L8R |
Later |
LABATYD or LAB&TYD |
Life's A Bitch And Then You
Die. |
LJBF |
Let’s Just Be Friends |
IME |
In My Experience |
IMHO |
In My Humble Opinion |
IMNSHO |
In My Not So Humble Opinion |
IMO |
In My Opinion |
IMPOV |
In My Point Of View. |
INPO |
In No Particular Order |
IOW |
In Other Words |
IRL |
1. In Real Life (chat). 2.
Industrial Robot Language. A
high-level language used for
the programming of
industrial robots. |
ISS |
I’m So Sure |
ISSYGTI |
I’m So Sure You Get The
Idea! |
ISWIM |
If (you) See What I Mean |
ITFA |
In The Final Analysis. |
IMCO |
In My Considered Opinion |